The 39th Song

[tangledintower]

[PRIVATE TO FLYNN RIDER//WOEFULLY, WOEFULLY HACKABLE]

Eugene...? We need to talk...

...Oh, I don't know how to say this...

Eugene, we can't be friends anymore! I'm sorry!

Oh, it's not that I don't want to not be your friend. I like you, I like you a whole lot! But...well...

...That curse, the truth or dare one, when you were running around, er...without clothes? It made me realize something. You're a man, and no matter how good friends we may be, your sinful nature will inevitably kick in at some point, and you'll be forced to force yourself upon me and rip me apart from the inside out.

So, I'm sorry. We can't be friends anymore.

[ooc: This is extremely hackable, to the pint where basically anybody can read it. And yes, Flynn is going to have to find a way to give Rapunzel a non traumatizing version of the talk.]

Comments

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Huh? I dunno, I'm pretty sure that's not tru-

Wait. That's what you think sex is?

[OoC: Rapunzel, when DEMYX knows more about sex than you do, there is a srs srs problem. 8|]

[Voice]

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

That's what my mother told me sex was.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, she's wrong. You don't rip someone up during sex, whatever that means.

[Voice]

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

Well, then how does sex really work?

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[Well, not like he's ever had it, but he lived with scientists for all of his Un-existence, so he's heard and read things.]

Okay, so, a guy's penis goes into the girl's vagina. Uh, I mean, not just once. He kind of- goes in and out? And they touch each other a lot of places. And there's definitely no forcing anyone on anyone else. Anyway, after it all, the semen travels from the guy to inside the girl, and it what was it- [slight rustle of cue cards] fertilizes her ovum.

[Voice]

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

...

[This? This is an awkward silence.]

That....sounds extremely unpleasant.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, that's the thing, it's not supposed to be. The girl's supposed to be sufficiently aroused, so it doesn't hurt. Although, two guys and two girls can do it too, but I don't really know how that works. But it's all supposed to feel really good, or something.

[Voice]

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

It just sounds painful, that's all...

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

It does? I never really thought about it.

[Voice]

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

I dunno...it just does, though...

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, it's supposed to be good, I've never heard of it hurting.

[OoC: Wanna know the worst part about this thread? The fact that this totally means Demyx is the one to inform her about this stuff. /)_(\]

[Voice] God, I'm laughing like a loon at this whole journal right now.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

There's so much I just don't know...and now I feel stupid for believing my mother's tales...

That is because it is amazing.

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess you're learning now, right? That's something.