The 54th Song

[tangledintower]

I didn't realize Christmas was such a big deal here...I haven't celebrated it like this since I was little...

I guess people do things differently outside the tower for the holidays, huh. That makes sense. Lot's more space out here...

Well, I'm excited! I haven't celebrated Christmas for ages, this should be fun!

Hope I remember what we're supposed to do...I get you all gifts, right?

Comments

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Try being kissed with tongue included by a psychopath.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

...okay, it sounds pretty bad.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

That and killer bringers of presents is how bad this place tends to get since I first arrived here.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

...oh my...

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Always good to be prepared in case something happens.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

Got any tips?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Stay aware of what's happening at all times. [Even though he's failed to normally do that himself.] Also you might want to carry some form of concealed weapon on you at all times.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

...I can do that.

[ALWAYS HAVE THE FRYING PAN.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Nunchucks, Rapunzel. You must get the chucks.]

Can you fight competently if you get disarmed in some way or form?

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

I...er...hm. Probably not...

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

...go for the eyes or the groin.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

Got it!

Only a matter of time before she starts learning how to German Suplex people

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to run afterward, even if the inclination to injure them further grasps you.

*sniffle* I'm so proud of her!

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

What if they follow, though?

Rapunzel, the MMA Disney Princess

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Get to a large crowd and attempt to lose them there. Attempt to set up a trap designed to hinder, maim, or kill should time and the overall threat level of what's chasing you permits.

That'll teach anybody who messes with her.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

That's a good idea. Okay, I'll do that.

I fear for...ummm Facilier or other Disney villians.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Do you even know how to set traps?

This'll show her mom.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

I've done it a few times, but they were never...really good.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I'll give you some diagrams for basic traps if you want.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

I'd like that, actually, thank you!